Rules:
1) go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answers to the questions
2) post the first definition it gives you
3) tag three people


1. Your name?

Anonymous

The Prince of Thousand Faces,
The Unforgiving Demon of /b/,
The Vindictive One.
You got the point?
Posts on #chan boards and flames Jewas or niggers.

O.o


2. Age?

15

One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.

lmao


3. One of your friends?

Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation

LMAOOO! HA


4. What should you be doing right now?

Homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.


5. Favorite Colour?

Red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

WTF


6. Birthplace

Oshawa

Oshawa is a city 30 minutes (in no traffic) east of Toronto, the largest city in Canada.

It is the largest city to the east of Toronto in Ontario with the exception of Ottawa. Oshawa is traditionally conservative and is the typical 'suburb city'.

Teenagers in Oshawa vary in race and grouping depending on High School. It works as follows:

O'Neill Collegiate & Vocational Institute: Very Preppy (dominated by the 'A' Crowd, 'A' being Preforming Arts, a special O'Neill program) with small Gangster Cliques overlapping in to the 'Wigger'.

Eastdale Institute: Extremely Gangster with few Preps.

McLaughlin: An equal balance between Preps and Gangster.

Donovan: Very Gangster and very overrun by drugs and sex.

GL Roberts, Central: Unbeliveably Ghetto. If you don't deal drugs, have at least two STDs or carry a gun you are out of place at either of these schools.
Oshawa Teenagers

O'Neill Student: Let's go to choir!
Eastdale: Naw man what'chou talkin' 'bout, foo'?
Donovan: I think he wants to do all the hot choir girls.
GL Roberts: I gave one of them Chlamidiya!


I wonder which school my dad went to...


7. Month of birth?

September

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

0.0

8. Last person you talked to?

Caitlin

The Gaelic spelling for a shortened form of Catherine or Kathleen.

The only correct way to spell this name. It does not include: Caitlyn, Catelyn, Catelin, Kaitlin, Kaitlyn, Caitlynn, Caitlan, etc.
Caitlin has cool parents who can spell.

Lol. Loser.

9. One of your nicknames?

Asylum Wolf ... not defined ... hermm...

Where mentally ill/ mentally unstable men or women are held to recieve treatment.
If you suffer from Bipolar disorder you may be sent to an Asylum.

The ancestor of our dog, the carnivorous wolf is also related to animals such as the coyote, fox, and dingo. Wolves are endangered, but humans are beginning to open their eyes to previous mistakes and helping wolves make a comeback. Wolves live in packs with a hierarchy, consisting of the only mating pair, the alpha male and female, followed by the beta pair to take over in case something happens to the alpha(s). The lowest in rankings are the omega. Omegas eat last and can be treated very poorly.
Wolves generally hunts rabbits, deer, elk, and sometimes moose. There has never been a recorded attack on a human by a healthy wolf in North America. Myths with wolves may have arisen when humans in witnessed wolves eating the corpses of other humans, who died of other causes. Upon sight of humans, most wolves will run.
There are many types of wolves, including grey wolves (canis lupus) and red/Mexican wolves (canis rufus).

Meh...


10. Favorite Food?

girls who are straight until wet
(two girls are making out)
person a: i thought sarah was straight
person b: kinda,she's spaghetti


nice....


TAGSSS



and that's about it lol ... fail...



Ok .. sry .. still talking to caitlin .. she's on the site now ....

Alaskan Firedragon
When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

I'm sorry .. but WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THIS???


WTF

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